i love planet earth and the fact that is an actual real creature
"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
next day: *everything fucks up*
Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sung in.
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.